Laptops, Home Videos and Hunter

Or Stupid Squared

Hunter Biden lost another laptop. His 3rd? The good news - his missing laptop has been found. The bad news - it was found by a newspaper. You can read (and see) the full story at the Daily Mail. But be WARNED what you see can’t be unseen and it’s probably NSFW.

For those with weak stomachs, don’t want to see things that can’t be unseen, and/or are at work, I will give you what I learned from the article:

1. Don’t use your laptop to make videos of yourself engaging in sex with hookers while doing drugs;

2. Don’t party with Russian drug dealers;

3. Don’t go on a bender for of any length of time, certainly not on an 18-day bender involving drugs, hookers, and a Russian drug dealer;

4. If you go on an 18-day bender involving drugs, hookers and a Russian drug dealer DO NOT use your laptop to make home videos of your exploits;

5. If you disregard Rule 4, DO NOT lose or let your laptop be stolen;

6. Don’t use your new laptop to video your naked drug using ass having a conversation with a naked drug using hooker about a Russian drug dealer who stole your old laptop filled with videos of your naked drug using ass having sex with hookers while on an 18-day bender.

7. Men who are out of shape should not make videos of themselves butt ass naked.